Saturday, November 15, 2008

It hasn't even started and I hate it already.

Winter,
You make me want to run away. You make everyone sad because you eat up all the sunlight and make us all cold. You make me lazy because i have to bundle under 2 huge blankets just so i dont freeze my face off. Your a jerk and you never know when to leave. yeah sometimes your kinda pretty, but sometimes your snow and ice on the road, and you kill people. Sometimes you make a 2 inch sheet of ice over my wind shield that takes at least 20 min to break off. You make snot freeze under peoples nostrils, but i'll let that go its kinda funny. Oh and i like it when i see some ass hole fall and slip on ice, but i cant ever laugh until I know they are ok, and by that time its not funny anymore, unless you think of it the next day. Sometimes I slip and fall and thats kinda funny, unless it hurts way too much. One time your freezing gust of wind slammed my car door into my face, you ass hole, that really hurt. Oh and that slushy stuff is so gross when im just trying to wear some 1/2 normal shoes and you seep that dirty piss slush into MY shoes. Sick. Then it get on the bottom of my pant legs. Then by the 2nd month you have been around everyone i know seems to be going wacky because we have all been cooped up in our homes, with no light. Every ones skin is all flaky and dry and peeling off, leaving dead skin flakes all over. Winter your just so gross. ill have to vacuum twice as much now. Plus wake up earlier to get to work or school on time. Well your coming and i cant stop you. But I just wanted to tell you that your an ass hole. but sometimes pretty.