i just woke up from a dream,JUST did.
In my dream my car was towed, but it wasn't supposed to be, there was no place to park so the person i was with parked it anyways . So i go inside the store we were in and ask one of the ugly employees if they had watched it get towed. and the bitch said yes. Then this mammoth of an old hag lady started yelling at me "you shouldn't have parked there" so i go fucking nuts, "excuse me?EXCUSE ME!" i didnt remember most of the dialog until i made fun of her being old, and dressing like an idiot, then she said butt hole and i said,"BUTT HOLE! , BUTT HOLE? I HOPE A LOT OF SHIT COMES OUT YOUR BUTT HOLE! A BUTT PLUG OF MAGGOTS COMES OUT YOUR BUTT HOLE! " everyone in the store was disgusted and i left the store laughing like an insane person.
i just had to write it down.
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are you sure this didnt happen in real life? It sounds like real life.
whoa
haha yeah it did happen in real life.
up tight middle age people just piss me off.
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