BY ELLIOT SMITH
Baby Britain feels the best
Floating over a sea of vodka
Separated from the rest
Fights problems with bigger problems
Sees the ocean fall and rise
Counts the waves that somehow didn't hit her
Water pouring from her eyes
Alcoholic and very bitter
For someone half as smart
You'd be a work of art
You put yourself apart
And I can't help until you start
We knocked another couple back
The dead soldiers lined up on the table
Still prepared for an attack
They didn't know they'd been disabled
Felt a wave, a rush of blood
You won't be happy 'til the bottle's broken
And you're out swimming in the flood
You kept back you kept unspoken
For someone half as smart
You'd be a work of art
You put yourself apart
And I can't help until you start
You got a look in your eye
When you're saying goodbye
Like you wanna say hi
The light was on but it was dim
Revolver's been turned over
And now it's ready once again
The radio was playing "crimson and clover"
London bridge is safe and sound
No matter what you keep repeating
Nothing's gonna drag me down
To a death that's not worth cheating
For someone half as smart
You'd be a work of art
You put yourself apart
I can't help until you start
For someone half as smart you'd be a work of art
You put yourself apart
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
NOV 14 2004!
This is one of thoes stupid surveys i used to do when i was bored.
I did this on nov 14 2004.
wtf.
pretty funny to me at least. thats almost 5 years ago!
im still a fucking nut.
name: Melissa
nickname(s): momo, mo, missy, molasses, magilla, mel
birthday: 9/9/84
where were you born:in a crack house, haha, i have no idea
zodiac sign: virgo
hair color: now:brown and blonde, nat: brownish blond
eye color: blue
shoe size: 8
ring size: maybe 7
skin type: white as fuck
blood type: hiv
siblings: 3
tattoos: none
piercing: 6
hobbies: dancing, and playing, and wrestling, thrifting, sewing, coloring, comic books, movies, music
color: red
food: italian
candy: most wonka candy, gobstoppers, the wax bottles, razzles, sixlets
pizza topping: pepperoni, and pretty much anything
salad dressing: 1000 island
cereal: fruity pebbles, cookie crisp
fruit: pineapple, melon, CHERRIES!
vegetable: olives. maybe?
berry: cherry
cake: icce cream cake, or confetti
movie:Willy Wonka
magazine: none
newspaper: none
tv show: rosanne
website: http://www.geocities.com/anti_liger_alliance/
radio station: none
cartoon character: Harry and Neil Hubert
cd: prince purple rain and Electric six and gravy train at the moment
song: At the moment, Double Decker supreeme
music group: Devo
music type: Metal, funny dance music, new wave
day of the week: frisat, friday night and sat combined into one big cahotic ruccas
month: june
season: summer
holiday: birthday
number: 9, and 18, and 6
phrase: "slide slide slippty slide", and "slice slice slikitty slice" and " FACED!"
store: scavengar hunt
weather: sunny, warm enough to be naked, but not sweaty, witha small breese
restaurant: dennys
channel: cartoons and nick at night
teacher: there are sooo many, ok, melissa perrino, mike engles, jim mattthis, brian spink, larry robberts, scott herstad, and i think thats all of em
weekend activity: kickin it wiith neil and all my home girls , and boys
hangout: none right now, maybe in forts
house color: as in what is my house color of what one is my fav. ill go with hot pink lime green and purple
sport to watch: WWF
sport to play: WWF
animal: Cats, squirrles, chipmunks, chinchillas, guinea pigs
flower: the kind made out of melted plasticy stuff that is all shiny
guy's name: Murdock, Lord, FRYLORD, Mcstinlestine
girl's name: Regan,
board game: candy land
story from childhood: rotten milk with old ma, bring left at a park
body part: wrist
have you ever
been on a train: yes
been on a plane: yes
been in a car accident: not really
caused a car accident:: all the time
run into a wall: yes
burned a potato chip: no
almost burned the house down: no
smoked: yea
been drunk: yea
broken the law: never
burned a cd: yes
frenched an animal: 3
had cyber sex: no
gotten engaged: no
had an online relationship: no
been rejected by a crush: not really
loved: i dont know
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: uh no
cried in public: yes
cried over a movie: yes
fallen asleep in a movie theater: no
given someone a bath: all the time
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: no
lost a valuable item: yes, its called childhood
bungee jumped: no
skied: no
met the president: no
met a celebrity: yes
gotten a cavity: yes
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: with my mom and sister
made a prank call: lame-o
skipped school: yes
faked sick to get out of school: yes
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: yes
climbed a tree: yes
fallen from a tree: no, i have mad skills
broken a bone: just the tail bone
sprained anything: not that i remember
passed out: yep
made yourself pass out: yep
been to disney world: yep
been to a theme park (not disney): no
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes, mostly to girls, and maybe a hanfull of boys
made a model volcano (working model): nope
made a clover leaf with your tounge: no
past
what did you do yesterday: kicked it with the best peoplei n the world
memory you miss the most: being loved
memory you want to forget: child hood and pretty much most negative family situations, and bad relationships
something you regretted after it was done: pretty much eveything that happend sice the october of freshman year until about 2 months ago
the last
song you heard: sippin on gin and juice, laaaaid back
cd you bought: Prince, purple rain
thing you said: bye
time you cried: last week
movie seen in a theater: i heart huckabees
thing you ate: sub
person who called: Becky
nail polish shade worn: pink
time you showered: yesterday at 8 15
person who complimented you: Im going to say Lindsay
at this moment
what are you listening to: my keys go clackity clak clackity
what are you wearing: work suit
what are you thinking: i am bored and want to dance
what are you scared of most: being alone, dark, my future,
how many people are on your buddy list: a gazzillion
future
occupation: teacher of awesomeness or side show girl, contortionist
marriage site: vegas
honeymoon: somewhere warm
place to live: somewhere warm, in a trailor park
kids: one boy, complete w/ eyepatch
car: a monster truck, and a collection of sweet 50s cars
what are you doing tomorrow: school, work
heaven: hells no
hell: no
angels: no
devil: no
god: no
buddha: no
aliens: ythey are all over
ghosts: yes
spirit(soul): not so much
soulmates: maybe
love at first sight: maybe like at first sight
love in general: i dont know
luck: yes
yourself: hahaha yeah
crush
who and when was your first crush: kindergarden, Alf
a celebrity crush: Alf, mr. cosby, Dan Connar, Micheal Ian Black, Milla, Uma
who do you want to be with right now: Alf
whos number do you want: Alf
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: why they are a little freaked out about golden showers, and why some guys hate soap in their penis, and some guys just shove that soar right up in there and TURN it
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Andrew WK
on a scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: -100000000000000000
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: big warm fuzzy blue sweaters
what do you look for personality-wise: not too abusive, nice and funny and creative, and a little bit crazy
biggest turn on: having some squish and being on top and third rounds, brises, scratches, showers, smells, being funny, being comforting, being crazy
biggest turn off: not doing the above and being cranky, and smelly ness, but only on occasion
something they wear that turns you on: um naked, pretty much anything, big warm fuzzy blue sweaters and also red hoodies, tight pants, docs, wife beathers and suspenders
something they wear that turns you off: um big shirts w/ huge hols in the arms
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: um be hit in the face with a shoe. HAHA. um, i dunno. get married, live in a trailor park, own my own 50s stlye restarunt, and have my hot rockabilly husband work on cars, then bowl with me, and then make sex all night.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: mybe not romantic, but nice, having a boy take me home and and let me sleep in his bed w/o dry humping me , making me a dvo stencil thats 3 layers and not putting out for it
what do you wear on a coffee date: i dont
is it right to flirt if you're taken: i dont know i dont worry about these things
is cyber cheating: no, its just lame
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: perhaps?
do you want to hug somebody right now: i always want to hug people
one or the other
coke/pepsi:Coke
sprite/7-up: no
boxers/briefs: panties
gold/silver: silver
vanilla/chocolate: chocolate
flowers/candy: candy
book/magazine: magazine
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: half empty
colored pencils/markers: markers
coffee/tea: both
sun/moon: sun because its warm, but the moon is cheese
day/night: night
hot/cold: hot
dog/cat: cat
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: feathered
blue/purple: purple
plumber/trashman: plumber
jeans/shorts: jeans
long distance relationship/none: none
mechanical/regular pencil: regular
that 70's show/simpsons: simpsons
kelso/eric: ???
donna/jackie: ???
bart/lisa: bart
romeo/juliet: no
romantic comedy/thriller: i like the song thriller
nsync/bsb: lame-o
peanut butter/jelly: jelly
waffles/pancakes: waffles
letter/email: letter
florida/california: california
pizza/burgers: PIZZZZA
hat/visor: hat
football/rugby: rugby
iceskating/blading: blading
movie at home/in theater: theater
are you
happy: no
sad: no
religious: hell no
bitchy: like a wildabeast
crazy: hahaha INSANE
messy: maybe
mad: haha
slacker: maybe
nerd: YEAH
bookworm: not so much
jock: strap
preppy: no
selfish: not normaly
giving: usualy
obsessive: yep
violent: Insanely
calm: not so much
peaceful: no
mellow: no
eccentric: rarely
caring: for thoes who i beleive deserve it
untrustworthy: no
loyal: only to thoes who deserve it
patriotic: not at all
perverted: WAYtoo perverted for a nice girl like me
colorful: yes i am a fucking rainbow
artistic: no
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: i have several jakcets
what color is your razor: blade/green silver black
what size is your bed: twin
what color crayon would you be: magenta
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 3908
feelings on abortion: its my anti drug, and you know how i roll
how long does it take you to shower: until i think i am clean
what does your screenname mean: its my name backward with some numers and random crap
who do you trust the most: my homegirls i guess
is cussing a necessity in life: rap
how about coffee: yes
is the world screwed: meyes
what something you cant live without: good dirty dance and rap music, a week w/o sex or at least touch
what time did you fall asleep:i dont know
know what 69 means: yes
can you live without a microwave: yes
what do think about death: well i know i will die
where and when do you want to be married: when its right
do you want to drop out of school: sometimes
why is the sky blue: because its saweet
what is a good trait about yourself: im the wu of bitches
what do you always think about: my future
do you talk to yourself: pretty much yeah
what is your opinion on love: I dont know if its real but oi dont care because i like what i got
can you afford to lose weight: Yes
what color would you dye your hair: black
best thing anyones told you:"take your zoloft" haha
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: uh, ok, if you think so sweet, and i am like, woohoo someone thinks im hot, do a lil dance
if you wrote a book, what would it be about:the life i wish i lived
what would you change your name to: Genene, Lola
longest crush lasted how long: i dont know
time finished: 4:10;46 pm
I did this on nov 14 2004.
wtf.
pretty funny to me at least. thats almost 5 years ago!
im still a fucking nut.
name: Melissa
nickname(s): momo, mo, missy, molasses, magilla, mel
birthday: 9/9/84
where were you born:in a crack house, haha, i have no idea
zodiac sign: virgo
hair color: now:brown and blonde, nat: brownish blond
eye color: blue
shoe size: 8
ring size: maybe 7
skin type: white as fuck
blood type: hiv
siblings: 3
tattoos: none
piercing: 6
hobbies: dancing, and playing, and wrestling, thrifting, sewing, coloring, comic books, movies, music
color: red
food: italian
candy: most wonka candy, gobstoppers, the wax bottles, razzles, sixlets
pizza topping: pepperoni, and pretty much anything
salad dressing: 1000 island
cereal: fruity pebbles, cookie crisp
fruit: pineapple, melon, CHERRIES!
vegetable: olives. maybe?
berry: cherry
cake: icce cream cake, or confetti
movie:Willy Wonka
magazine: none
newspaper: none
tv show: rosanne
website: http://www.geocities.com/anti_liger_alli
radio station: none
cartoon character: Harry and Neil Hubert
cd: prince purple rain and Electric six and gravy train at the moment
song: At the moment, Double Decker supreeme
music group: Devo
music type: Metal, funny dance music, new wave
day of the week: frisat, friday night and sat combined into one big cahotic ruccas
month: june
season: summer
holiday: birthday
number: 9, and 18, and 6
phrase: "slide slide slippty slide", and "slice slice slikitty slice" and " FACED!"
store: scavengar hunt
weather: sunny, warm enough to be naked, but not sweaty, witha small breese
restaurant: dennys
channel: cartoons and nick at night
teacher: there are sooo many, ok, melissa perrino, mike engles, jim mattthis, brian spink, larry robberts, scott herstad, and i think thats all of em
weekend activity: kickin it wiith neil and all my home girls , and boys
hangout: none right now, maybe in forts
house color: as in what is my house color of what one is my fav. ill go with hot pink lime green and purple
sport to watch: WWF
sport to play: WWF
animal: Cats, squirrles, chipmunks, chinchillas, guinea pigs
flower: the kind made out of melted plasticy stuff that is all shiny
guy's name: Murdock, Lord, FRYLORD, Mcstinlestine
girl's name: Regan,
board game: candy land
story from childhood: rotten milk with old ma, bring left at a park
body part: wrist
have you ever
been on a train: yes
been on a plane: yes
been in a car accident: not really
caused a car accident:: all the time
run into a wall: yes
burned a potato chip: no
almost burned the house down: no
smoked: yea
been drunk: yea
broken the law: never
burned a cd: yes
frenched an animal: 3
had cyber sex: no
gotten engaged: no
had an online relationship: no
been rejected by a crush: not really
loved: i dont know
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: uh no
cried in public: yes
cried over a movie: yes
fallen asleep in a movie theater: no
given someone a bath: all the time
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: no
lost a valuable item: yes, its called childhood
bungee jumped: no
skied: no
met the president: no
met a celebrity: yes
gotten a cavity: yes
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: with my mom and sister
made a prank call: lame-o
skipped school: yes
faked sick to get out of school: yes
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: yes
climbed a tree: yes
fallen from a tree: no, i have mad skills
broken a bone: just the tail bone
sprained anything: not that i remember
passed out: yep
made yourself pass out: yep
been to disney world: yep
been to a theme park (not disney): no
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes, mostly to girls, and maybe a hanfull of boys
made a model volcano (working model): nope
made a clover leaf with your tounge: no
past
what did you do yesterday: kicked it with the best peoplei n the world
memory you miss the most: being loved
memory you want to forget: child hood and pretty much most negative family situations, and bad relationships
something you regretted after it was done: pretty much eveything that happend sice the october of freshman year until about 2 months ago
the last
song you heard: sippin on gin and juice, laaaaid back
cd you bought: Prince, purple rain
thing you said: bye
time you cried: last week
movie seen in a theater: i heart huckabees
thing you ate: sub
person who called: Becky
nail polish shade worn: pink
time you showered: yesterday at 8 15
person who complimented you: Im going to say Lindsay
at this moment
what are you listening to: my keys go clackity clak clackity
what are you wearing: work suit
what are you thinking: i am bored and want to dance
what are you scared of most: being alone, dark, my future,
how many people are on your buddy list: a gazzillion
future
occupation: teacher of awesomeness or side show girl, contortionist
marriage site: vegas
honeymoon: somewhere warm
place to live: somewhere warm, in a trailor park
kids: one boy, complete w/ eyepatch
car: a monster truck, and a collection of sweet 50s cars
what are you doing tomorrow: school, work
heaven: hells no
hell: no
angels: no
devil: no
god: no
buddha: no
aliens: ythey are all over
ghosts: yes
spirit(soul): not so much
soulmates: maybe
love at first sight: maybe like at first sight
love in general: i dont know
luck: yes
yourself: hahaha yeah
crush
who and when was your first crush: kindergarden, Alf
a celebrity crush: Alf, mr. cosby, Dan Connar, Micheal Ian Black, Milla, Uma
who do you want to be with right now: Alf
whos number do you want: Alf
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: why they are a little freaked out about golden showers, and why some guys hate soap in their penis, and some guys just shove that soar right up in there and TURN it
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Andrew WK
on a scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: -100000000000000000
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: big warm fuzzy blue sweaters
what do you look for personality-wise: not too abusive, nice and funny and creative, and a little bit crazy
biggest turn on: having some squish and being on top and third rounds, brises, scratches, showers, smells, being funny, being comforting, being crazy
biggest turn off: not doing the above and being cranky, and smelly ness, but only on occasion
something they wear that turns you on: um naked, pretty much anything, big warm fuzzy blue sweaters and also red hoodies, tight pants, docs, wife beathers and suspenders
something they wear that turns you off: um big shirts w/ huge hols in the arms
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: um be hit in the face with a shoe. HAHA. um, i dunno. get married, live in a trailor park, own my own 50s stlye restarunt, and have my hot rockabilly husband work on cars, then bowl with me, and then make sex all night.
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: mybe not romantic, but nice, having a boy take me home and and let me sleep in his bed w/o dry humping me , making me a dvo stencil thats 3 layers and not putting out for it
what do you wear on a coffee date: i dont
is it right to flirt if you're taken: i dont know i dont worry about these things
is cyber cheating: no, its just lame
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: perhaps?
do you want to hug somebody right now: i always want to hug people
one or the other
coke/pepsi:Coke
sprite/7-up: no
boxers/briefs: panties
gold/silver: silver
vanilla/chocolate: chocolate
flowers/candy: candy
book/magazine: magazine
tv/radio: tv
glass half empty/half full: half empty
colored pencils/markers: markers
coffee/tea: both
sun/moon: sun because its warm, but the moon is cheese
day/night: night
hot/cold: hot
dog/cat: cat
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: feathered
blue/purple: purple
plumber/trashman: plumber
jeans/shorts: jeans
long distance relationship/none: none
mechanical/regular pencil: regular
that 70's show/simpsons: simpsons
kelso/eric: ???
donna/jackie: ???
bart/lisa: bart
romeo/juliet: no
romantic comedy/thriller: i like the song thriller
nsync/bsb: lame-o
peanut butter/jelly: jelly
waffles/pancakes: waffles
letter/email: letter
florida/california: california
pizza/burgers: PIZZZZA
hat/visor: hat
football/rugby: rugby
iceskating/blading: blading
movie at home/in theater: theater
are you
happy: no
sad: no
religious: hell no
bitchy: like a wildabeast
crazy: hahaha INSANE
messy: maybe
mad: haha
slacker: maybe
nerd: YEAH
bookworm: not so much
jock: strap
preppy: no
selfish: not normaly
giving: usualy
obsessive: yep
violent: Insanely
calm: not so much
peaceful: no
mellow: no
eccentric: rarely
caring: for thoes who i beleive deserve it
untrustworthy: no
loyal: only to thoes who deserve it
patriotic: not at all
perverted: WAYtoo perverted for a nice girl like me
colorful: yes i am a fucking rainbow
artistic: no
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: i have several jakcets
what color is your razor: blade/green silver black
what size is your bed: twin
what color crayon would you be: magenta
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 3908
feelings on abortion: its my anti drug, and you know how i roll
how long does it take you to shower: until i think i am clean
what does your screenname mean: its my name backward with some numers and random crap
who do you trust the most: my homegirls i guess
is cussing a necessity in life: rap
how about coffee: yes
is the world screwed: meyes
what something you cant live without: good dirty dance and rap music, a week w/o sex or at least touch
what time did you fall asleep:i dont know
know what 69 means: yes
can you live without a microwave: yes
what do think about death: well i know i will die
where and when do you want to be married: when its right
do you want to drop out of school: sometimes
why is the sky blue: because its saweet
what is a good trait about yourself: im the wu of bitches
what do you always think about: my future
do you talk to yourself: pretty much yeah
what is your opinion on love: I dont know if its real but oi dont care because i like what i got
can you afford to lose weight: Yes
what color would you dye your hair: black
best thing anyones told you:"take your zoloft" haha
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: uh, ok, if you think so sweet, and i am like, woohoo someone thinks im hot, do a lil dance
if you wrote a book, what would it be about:the life i wish i lived
what would you change your name to: Genene, Lola
longest crush lasted how long: i dont know
time finished: 4:10;46 pm
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
never
Im going to an indoor water park this weekend.
Im going to push little kids out of my way .
i like this song
The sun comes up another day begins
And I don't even worry about the state I'm in
Head so heavy and I'm looking thin
But when the sun goes down I wanna start again
You never understandin'
You never understand me
Yeah
Don't turn around until you look at me
Why don't you take a second and tell me what you see
Things I see you only disagree
You never understand that's what I want to be
You never understandin'
You never understand me
Yeah
Not wishing to hide but you just can't see me
I tell you the truth but you don't believe me
Thinking of love but I can't hear what you're saying
Tomorrow I'm leaving
Cause I'm not understanding you
you should listen to it real loud, its the best
Im going to push little kids out of my way .
i like this song
The sun comes up another day begins
And I don't even worry about the state I'm in
Head so heavy and I'm looking thin
But when the sun goes down I wanna start again
You never understandin'
You never understand me
Yeah
Don't turn around until you look at me
Why don't you take a second and tell me what you see
Things I see you only disagree
You never understand that's what I want to be
You never understandin'
You never understand me
Yeah
Not wishing to hide but you just can't see me
I tell you the truth but you don't believe me
Thinking of love but I can't hear what you're saying
Tomorrow I'm leaving
Cause I'm not understanding you
you should listen to it real loud, its the best
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